Rabble Rabble Vegas: Week 2 Bets

Week 2 Picks

New York Jets at Patriots (-11.0)

Amendola is out.

Gronkowski is out.

Vereen is out.

The Jets are still a defensive team.

Pats are too hurt to cover.

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS.

St. Louis at Atlanta (-6.5)

Rams don't have:

Enough Talent.

Heart.

Or cornerbacks.

To win in the Georgia Dome.

Atlanta.

Carolina (-3) at Buffalo 

The Bills lose at home.

The Bills lose on the road.

The Bills lose when they're leading.

The Bills lose when they're playing.

Carolina Wins.

Denver (-4.5) at Giants

Eli is Peyton's little brother.

Eli is a mouth-breather.

Remember last Thursday?

Remember last Sunday?

Peyton.

Dallas at Kansas City (-2.5)

Dallas mustered three points on three turnovers last week.

Chiefs are at Home.

Andy Reid knows the Cowboys

Kansas City should handle the 'Boys.

Rabble Rabble is 2-3